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November 13, 2008

DC Teacher’s Clique

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Recently, it was reported on DCist that DC Teacher Chic, an area teacher and edu-blogger finally had enough bureaucracy/disorganization/absurdity from DCPS and quit her full time teaching position at a southeast DC middle school.  It is unknown how frequently this situation occurs, and to what extent it goes unnoticed and how much it may contribute to the dearth of experienced teachers in the city.  These questions and uncertainties got me thinking about DC Teacher Chic’s situation.

Although I did not frequently (i.e., never) read DC Teacher Chic’s blog prior to her resignation from DCPS, is nevertheless illuminating for the rest of the public that does not have have an idea of how absurdly disruptive a public school classroom can get.  I won’t lie; my initial reaction to her resigning from her position was somewhere between distaste and resentment, mostly because I am not a regular reader of her blog, and when confronted with situations like this, it is easy to have a knee-jerk reaction of what one is supposed to think.  Also, I had only read the first paragraph of the post.  After reading further, I realized that she was not dealing with routine classroom management issues with which every teacher is confronted, but rather, she was facing a coordinated and systematic insurgency that routine classroom management techniques are ill-equipped to overcome.  Honestly, I feel like the only solution for such an unique group of disruptors would be an equally unique disciplinary procedure – like a troop surge.  Unfortunately, since the Department of Defense took all of the Department of Education’s money, that seemed like a highly unlikely scenario.

The fact of the matter is that many DCPS teachers do not have the support of the administrators because the administrators’ heads are ever-presently on the chopping block.  Initiatives of the sort that DC Teacher Chic tried, require the coordinated efforts of the administration, teachers, parents, and community.  If 10% of parents attend a meeting to address widespread behavior disruptions, a principal governs the school in an absentee manner, and the students have banded together to “Bust the Teachers,” there are serious problems that teachers’ hands are tied to address.

I know that I will receive critique for not mentioning creative strategies to solve these disruptions, so I will include them here.  But, if I were in her shoes, I honestly don’t know what I would do.  As a Black male, I feel that I would have more success in a sit-down, one-on-one conversation with these students (assuming that they are minority males of some sort).  I have had such encounters work in the past.  Another potential solution would be an individualized behavior plan for each student, where each student is “graded” on his performance by each teacher on a daily basis.  If the scores are to everyone’s satisfaction at the end of a week, the student would be rewarded with something desirable, like lunch from outside school, extra computer time, or some other exclusive benefit.  But I think that it is naive to think that I, a first year teacher, would have any more expertise or success in solving the problems experienced by a six-year veteran teacher.

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I think this would be my teacher-clique's tag.

So, my final solution (too soon?) would be to start a rival mara (gang) to the BTT, the DCTC.  And we’d flash signs, tag binders, take lunch money, and force the kids into behaving through violence and intimidation.  Either that, or, I’d quit.

But seriously, teachers have a remarkably difficult job that is disanalogous to any other profession.  When a teacher quits, he or she is not just leaving an organization, but rather, branded as one who has given up on the children.  At the same time, one makes a tacit agreement to this situation when one takes a job in a difficult school with difficult children, and it is up to that teacher to make the effort to change things. After reading the Washington Post’s exposé on DC Teacher Chic, I found out that Ms. Midgon taught at JC Nalle Elementary, a difficult school in a difficult community, but it’s not a surprise.  It’s not like this school was located in Glover Park next to Barneys.  It’s in Southeast, and a teacher should expect a similar element when entering that school.  As a teacher, the job is to educate the students, and sometimes it’s up to the teacher to do whatever it takes to energize, motivate, and support the students to the point where they can be educated.  If a veteran teacher can be bullied out of a commitment (and contract) by a band of kids under five feet tall, then maybe that teacher was in the wrong business in the first place.

March 28, 2008

Big Things Poppin’?

Filed under: Publicity Stunts — philosophunk @ 12:31 am
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T.I.

I want T.I. to come speak to my class.

As a condition of a guilty plea that the rapper entered today, he will be required to perform at least 1000 hours of community service before his sentencing hearing in a year. The plea is in response to federal charges stemming from a brush with the law prior to the BET Music Awards, when he sent his body guard to buy machine guns. The community service is to be spent speaking to youth about drugs, gangs, and guns. All things about which T.I. is “highly qualified” to speak, according to No Child Left Behind.

If I were T.I., I would leap at the good that can come from speaking to my students:

1. T.I. can expand his fan-base

The majority of my students listen to reggaeton. T.I. is not a reggaeton artist. As such, he will be connecting to a new demographic. This support will most likely translate into a massive grassroots movement led by hispanohablantes, that will culminate in the drastic reduction of his jail time, so that he can spend more time making hits and Chevy Impala commercials. This of course, can only happen if there is a Fat Joe/Daddy Yankee/T.I. collaboration. I can see it at the top of the charts already…

2. I can write a letter to the judge on his behalf

I would endorse T.I. like a mofo. I could talk about his community activism, the transcendental nature of his music, and the metamorphosis that he has undergone as a musician and a human being. He is a warrior-poet, in the trill-est sense.

3. T.I. does know a lot about guns, drugs, and gangs

Honestly, he does. And at times, I feel that my kids do as well. One student was writing “AK-74″ (sic, I think it’s his tag), “Glock“, and “Tec-9″ on the dry-erase board in another teacher’s room while she wasn’t looking. Others were not interested in my demo lesson until we began talking about cannabanoids and opioids that are found in chocolate.

4. T.I. always looks fairly cool

I like his style. And I feel that he could probably get more sales for his clothing line by sponsoring something, like new T.I.- LCD projectors, T.I.P.- smart-boards, and “A King of Oneself”- MacBook Airs in every room. That would quite philanthropic of him, and it would be much appreciated. Then we could open the Clifford Harris Computer Lab.

The bottom line is that T.I. needs some good publicity as soon as possible, and my classroom is prepared to give it to him, as soon as he can make it to DC…But we can only really support felons if they bring their checkbooks. Forging mutually-beneficial educational partnerships is exactly what this country needs to end the crisis. That being said, “BRING ‘EM OUT, BRING ‘EM OUT!!!!”

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